animalstalkinginallcaps: YOU WANT TO GO OUT TONIGHT? IT’S JO’S BIRTHDAY. MAYBE, BUT PROBABLY NOT. DIDN’T SHE JUST HAVE A BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR? YEAH. SOME PEOPLE ARE ATTENTION STARVED. HOW ABOUT WE JUST STAY IN AND WATCH SERIALIZED TELEVISION FEATURING CHARACTERS TO WHICH WE HAVE A DEEPER EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT THAN WE DO TO OUR ACTUAL FRIENDS AND FAMILY? THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. CAN WE ORDER PIZZA? OF COURSE. Relevant.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU WANT TO GO OUT TONIGHT? IT’S JO’S BIRTHDAY.

MAYBE, BUT PROBABLY NOT. DIDN’T SHE JUST HAVE A BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR?

YEAH. SOME PEOPLE ARE ATTENTION STARVED. HOW ABOUT WE JUST STAY IN AND WATCH SERIALIZED TELEVISION FEATURING CHARACTERS TO WHICH WE HAVE A DEEPER EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT THAN WE DO TO OUR ACTUAL FRIENDS AND FAMILY?

THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. CAN WE ORDER PIZZA?

OF COURSE.

Relevant.

(via nikkwhyte)